Moichendize!
Welcome to the Moxie Store! Below you'll find my brand new ultra fabulous T-Shirt! Sizes range from S to 3XL. And, darling, black makes everyone look good! I've also got my extensive line of buttons! More coming soon! Buy them while they are hot!
Moxie Magnus Chief Cosmetology Officer Shirt!
Now is your chance to get this fabulous shirt! Choose your size below and click the button to add to add to your cart (Secure checkout with PayPal).
NOTE: Shipping rates are for domestic purchase ONLY. Please contact me directly for international shipping rates. I mean really, did you think I could just beam it to you? :)
Buttons! (All buttons are 1.5 inch in diameter)
Buttons are what separate cool from fool. Just ask Mr. T. He knows a lot about fools and has loads of pity for them. Anyhoo, all of my uberfab buttons are 1.5 inches in size. They are all made with 21st century space-age button technology! FANCY! (Please inquire about current button availability at Moxiemagnus@gmail.com)
Moxie Toon
It's ridoinkilous how cute this 1.5 inch button is! Buy it!
$
1.50
Moxie Toon--Full Body
This button is so sweet that sugar is crystallizing in your eyes! It can be worn on both formal and casual occasions!
$
1.50
Moxie Magnus--She's my Favorite
It's what all the hep cats are saying! No they are. They really really are. I heard it so many times just the other day. Really.
$
1.50
In Space No One Can Hear You, Queen!
Game over man! Game over! (They come at night---moostly).
$
1.50
Outer Space is a Drag
Nothing like a celestial body in a feather boa and platform boots. Let your inner goddess shine by wearing this dragtastic button!
$
1.50
Spock Groks Moxie
This button hearkens back to those old "I Grok Spock" buttons of yore! AND the sentiment is genuine! Who could a Vulcan Grok more than the beauty who bowl cuts his bangs?
$
1.50
Howdy Do Crew! Moxie Magnus, Xenocosmetologist
By the great blue gods of Andoria, this is the Helen of Troy of the button world! The value is guaranteed to increase in the peaceful age that will follow the great destruction of WWIII (coming soon!)
$
1.50
TROUBLE
True that! This button is the ONLY love money can buy. Buy it and your luck will multiply! (Claims of multiplying luck are metaphorical, seller takes no liability for changing life circumstances of button wearee)
$
1.50
Groom Your Tribble
Ladies and gents, keep it trimmed, perfumed and in immaculate physical condition. Seriously.
$
1.50
Towel Day Ambassador
Towel day is May 25th! Do you know where your towel is?
$
1.50
Don't Panic
Not until red hour. Then you can freak the #*%@ out.
$
1.50
Qapla' Bitches--blue
Klingon chic at it's finest! Bring honor to your clan by wearing this, the most fabulous of all buttons.
$
1.50
Qapla' Bitches--yellow
Today is not a good day to die. Unless you already own this button. If you own it; die away. If not, buy away!
$
1.50
Qapla' Bitches--red
My personal favorite! Don't be so Herbert! Buy this button! Do I reach?
$
1.50
