|Moxie Anne Magnus: XenoCosmetologist|
Tales from Salonbay, not for herberts
Join Moxie and her pals as they zip through the universe making the galaxy more glamorous one head of hair at at time. You'll be astounded as she trims Spock's bangs and weaves Yeoman Rand's infamous basket weave bouffant! Why she even works on the Captain's Tou... Um...Look out behind you?
Oh, that was close! Things haven't been the same in Salonbay since we had that assault from a salt vampire, last of her kind you know. Anyhoo, we did take care of that. We haven't had any trouble since then. Well, except for the tribbles...and that Mugatu...oh and those androids.
Okay, so I guess everyday brings a new kind of trouble. But at least I'll be here to make your trouble a little more beautiful and hopefully to make you laugh--with me or at me, as long as I make you laugh!