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Beam Up the Laughter: Moxie Magnus, Comedian and Drag Queen takes on Star Trek

Chief Cosmetolgist's Log

The contents of this blog are taken from the actual ship log posts of Lt. Moxie Anne Magnus, the chief xenocosmetologist of the USS Enterprise.

The Moxie Pod, E5: Mudd's Women

I was not pretty as a young drag queen. Oh well, I hope I have glowed up. I may be ugly, but I never need Venus drug.

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3/30/20231 min read

Having an Episode: Mudd's Women

The moral of this story is that beauty is the most important thing in the galaxy. If you aren't beautiful you will be a drug addict and marry a miner on a planet in the ass end of space.

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3/29/20236 min read

The Moxie Pod, E4: The Enemy Within

Heavy is the heart that is full of evil. This too, applies to the lids of the eyes.

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3/28/20231 min read

Having an Episode: The Enemy Within

Double your pleasure; double your fun! We've got a doppleganger in here. That or I'm seeing double!

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3/27/20237 min read

The Moxie Pod, E4: The Naked Time

Yes, I was younger back then. I didn't wear much makeup. Now I only use a splash of lipstick and pinch my cheeks for glow.

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3/26/20231 min read

Having an Episode: The Naked Time

SPACE MADNESS! There are thousands of ways to die in space. Space madness is one of the most common, and we have it in spades.

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3/25/20236 min read

The Moxie Pod, E3: Where No Man Has Gone Before

These videos are ancient history back when I was just a baby. I'm much prettier now, but I'm still just as ridiculous.

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3/25/20231 min read

Having an Episode: Where No Man Has Gone Before

Turn around bright eyes. Every now and then I fall apart.

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3/24/20238 min read

The Moxie Pod, E2: Charlie X

Another of my ridiculous, ancient videos! How is it that you are aging backwards, you ask? Well, You'd be amazed that I look like dried-out Spongebob in person. My makeup regime online is apply filters not fillers.

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3/23/20231 min read