Beam Up the Laughter: Moxie Magnus, Comedian and Drag Queen takes on Star Trek
Chief Cosmetolgist's Log
The contents of this blog are taken from the actual ship log posts of Lt. Moxie Anne Magnus, the chief xenocosmetologist of the USS Enterprise.
The Moxie Pod, E5: Mudd's Women
I was not pretty as a young drag queen. Oh well, I hope I have glowed up. I may be ugly, but I never need Venus drug.
Having an Episode: Mudd's Women
The moral of this story is that beauty is the most important thing in the galaxy. If you aren't beautiful you will be a drug addict and marry a miner on a planet in the ass end of space.
The Moxie Pod, E4: The Enemy Within
Heavy is the heart that is full of evil. This too, applies to the lids of the eyes.
Having an Episode: The Enemy Within
Double your pleasure; double your fun! We've got a doppleganger in here. That or I'm seeing double!
The Moxie Pod, E4: The Naked Time
Yes, I was younger back then. I didn't wear much makeup. Now I only use a splash of lipstick and pinch my cheeks for glow.
Having an Episode: The Naked Time
SPACE MADNESS! There are thousands of ways to die in space. Space madness is one of the most common, and we have it in spades.
The Moxie Pod, E3: Where No Man Has Gone Before
These videos are ancient history back when I was just a baby. I'm much prettier now, but I'm still just as ridiculous.
Having an Episode: Where No Man Has Gone Before
Turn around bright eyes. Every now and then I fall apart.